Life in Abilene

You think the gangs in Los Angeles and New York get a kick when they read this:

Gang member sentenced on drug charges

ABILENE -- An Abilene man has been sentenced to nearly 20 years in federal prison on drug charges. 35-year-old Roberto Rodriguez, AKA ‘Crazy Bob’, plead guilty in March to possession with intent to distribute five grams or more of methamphetamine. Rodriguez was arrested by a D-P-S trooper in October of last year...then by Abilene police in November of 2005...both times with meth in his possession. Rodriguez actual sentence is 235 months.

Crazy Bob? Are you kidding me? Could they not come up with something a little more intimidating? What gang was he with, the Freaks? the Preppy's? the Jocks?